That the Easter bunny left the candy. Then I found out he only leaves the colored eggs.
That Oklahoma was a state that MIGHT have two -- that's 2 -- days of below 30 degrees weather a winter. This winter has been very cold and very long.
And I used to think you left the bed unmade so the fresh air would kill all the germs in the sheets. But then
This happened. Sarah is keeping the sheets down.
There goes ALL my thinking right down the drain.